I'm tempted to follow Jeff's idea of buying the lightbulbs in bulk and having a "lighbulb party." Except, as Steven and Shelah's party showed us, people who have been drinking aren't the best at keeping breakable things from being broken. Maybe you'd need to make gift bags with bulbs, instructions and plenty of padding, so people could grab one or two on their way out.

It's (still) snowing and all of Portland is a) sleeping, b) wrapped in 5 blankets and watching the weather report while proclaiming "I tell ya, kids, it's the biggest storm we've ever seen!" or c) out in the streets with sleds, skis, and dogs in tow. Nobody is working (except for Steven).

Happy Chanukah!

Oh, I forgot to add d) that asshole with the ATV who insists on roaring up and down N. Superior like the entire world is his own personal off-roading playground.

In honor of (Inter?)National Haiku Day:

Changing the whole world
one two-star fix at a time;
keep it up, Sixlinks!